I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
I believe that humans adapt to circumstance. The Internet is quite an unprecedented circumstance, so it's going to take people a while… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
I used to look at older people who bothered to still attend nightclubs and couldn't help but wonder why. Didn't they realise… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
As a shy kid growing up in Sheffield, I fantasized about how it would be great to be famous so I wouldn't… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
The good thing about people really is their iffy-ness and dodginess, isn't it? — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb. — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
You get to a certain age and you just want to prove that you can still rock - that you've still got it. — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
I don't think people should abuse the fact that they are in showbiz. You still have to be human. I think that's the point.… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
“I love your body 'cause I've lost my mind If you want someone to talk to, you're wasting your time If you want someone… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
It’s interesting that most gadgets are called ‘iPhone’ and ‘iPod,’ with that ‘i’ prefix, which is ego. But most creativity is not ego-led –… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
“And as I touch your shoulder tonight this room has become the centre of the entire universe.” — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
Don't think that the things around you don't count, because they do. — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
The good thing about people really is their iffy-ness and dodginess, isnt it? — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
The thing with Disney songs is they're very manipulative, very sentimental, but they do get you, you know - there's a kind of sadness… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image