Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not! — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents,… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
