Penthouse Quotes by Lemony Snicket

“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.”

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“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In…

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“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around…

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“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened…

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“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.”

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“Baudelaire children had a slightly different”

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“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied…

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“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of…

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“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and…

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“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough…

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“Uncle Monty tell”

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“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile…

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“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was a very…

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“To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead.”

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“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all French expressions,…

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