My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
