Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.” — Rebekah Crane Copy Share Image
Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.” — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“What have you got against penguins?’ ‘Nothing very much except for their nasty jauntiness,” — M.R.C. Kasasian Copy Share Image
“The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You can't not be happy around penguins. You're unfortunately happy and cold but the happiness makes up for the coldness. — Carla Gugino Copy Share Image
I got given a pair of Christmas socks with penguins on. They know you're obviously not going to wear them. I think… — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen" she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I should kill myself. Things would be better if I did. For me anyway. I don’t know how it would affect global… — Noah Cicero Copy Share Image
They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Exploration is the physical expression of the Intellectual Passion. And I tell you, if you have the desire for knowledge and the… — Apsley Cherry-Garrard Copy Share Image
Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively… But it wasn’t just intellectual… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The scientists are not the billionaires who live on top of the hill. They're not driving around in expensive cars and riding… — Tim Russ Copy Share Image
“They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can… — Bradley Trevor Greive Copy Share Image
So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole… — Feist Copy Share Image
Dane was shaking his head firmly. "Don't bring it here, Ella. No babies." I gave him a dark look. "What if it… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“in the foothills of the Pocono Mountains, home of the Baby Penguins, their American Hockey League farm team.” — Shawna Richer Copy Share Image
Penguins have been known to engage in prostitution. They will have sex with males in exchange for food and pebbles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
