I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
A lot of bands have intense names, like "Rigor Mortis" or "Mortuary". We weren't that intense, we called ourselves "Injured". Later on… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
