If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches… — Dodgeball Copy Share Image
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball Copy Share Image
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I… — Dodgeball Copy Share Image
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball Copy Share Image
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball Copy Share Image
