Passover Quotes

We're not religious, but we've always done Passover and Hanukkah.

— Lucy DeVito

Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

— Anonymous

Don't let false love fool you, but don't let real love pass you by

— Anonymous

We did Passover when we were younger.

— Jack Hughes

I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews.

— Anonymous

Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.

— Sholom Aleichem

I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food.

— Anonymous

If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it.

— Anonymous

Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

— Anonymous

Fasting for Yom Kippur is pretty much the only time I wish I was eating Matzah on Passover.

— Anonymous

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being.

— Morris Joseph

Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't.

— Anonymous

For the religious, Passover is the grateful remembrance of a homeward journey after years of suffering.

— Andre Aciman

“If God never gave me one more thing in my life, then you, right now, would be enough. You are my Dayeinu”

— S. Khubiar

The Passover story is a reminder that our unity is our strength, and that there is nothing we cannot overcome, together.

— Lucy McBath

Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search.

— Anonymous

Jews who long have drifted from the faith of their fathers... are stirred in their inmost parts when the old, familiar Passover…

— Heinrich Heine

Observe the month of Aviv, and keep the Passover to Adonai your God; for in the month of Aviv Adonai your God…

— Bible

Furthermore, I think there was, in fact, a celebration of Passover in the era of the Judges in which the epic was…

— Frank Moore Cross

Passover is one of my favorite times of the year. This is when the whole community and family gets together to remember…

— Jennifer Wagner

“studying Passover will help prepare you for the Kingdom to come. Christianity isn’t just for now, of course. What we see is…

— Zola Levitt

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice,…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Death moved in the night, in search for blood, and when it found Life, it passed on by, like a cloud that…

— Anthony Liccione

I remember my father, who was 'somebody' in the synagogue, bringing home with him one of the poor men who waited outside…

— Jacob Epstein

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New…

— Jon Stewart

There comes the time at every Passover seder when someone will open a door to let in the prophet Elijah. At that…

— Andre Aciman

The commemoration of Christ's saving Passion is at hand, and the new, great spiritual Passover, which is the reward for dispassion and…

— Gregory Palamas

Passover is very important to God. But satan HATES Passover. The enemy has worked diligently to steal Passover away. The good news…

— Chuck Pierce

“When one gets to Clement or Hippolytus, we are clearly a long way from what we find in Paul and the Gospels,…

— Ben Witherington III

Jewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays…

— Andy Kindler

Passover has a message for the conscience and the heart of all mankind. For what does it commemorate? It commemorates the deliverance…

— Morris Joseph

As for the house, it is scrubbed to the tiniest mousehole before Passover, to avoid such dangers as even a forgotten cake…

— M. F. K. Fisher

“One of the questions asked by al-Balkhi, and often repeated to this day, is this: Why do the children of Israel continue…

— Christopher Hitchens

“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos , or the…

— Christopher Hitchens

“At this juncture it is important to say something about Exodus 12:7. This verse implies that we are dealing with a ritual…

— Ben Witherington III

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

— Bob Hope

I think you may be confusing Passover with the South Beach Diet.

— Anonymous

Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs.

— Anonymous

This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish.

— Anonymous

We had a kosher home, separate silverware for meat and dairy, kept kosher for Passover obviously.

— Harry Enten