Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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The degree to which the people of America are being dumbed down on purpose every day is striking. And all for the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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It is a great mistake to suppose that bribery and corruption, although they may be very convenient for gratifying the ambition or… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Our friend and we were invited aboard on a party of pleasure, which is to last forever. His chair was ready first,… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
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Albert [Brooks] was rare in that he could make adults laugh. He was a prodigy. At age 15 and 16, he could… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
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I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
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I first saw 'The Dinner Party' in 2007 at the Brooklyn Museum in New York City. While perusing the Heritage Panels, which… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
It's more enjoyable for me to know that life is finite. Knowing that, I would like to go to a party. When… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
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I would like to see more of a democratic opening on the island of Cuba, things like, I don't know, free press,… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
It has always been like that with changes. In 1913, we established divorce as a right for women in Uruguay. You know… — Jose Mujica Copy Share Image
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![“The degree to which the people of America are being dumbed down on purpose every day is striking. And all for the express purpose of maintaining in power a political party [the Democrats] which seeks a permanent underclass and as many dependent people on government as possible. As many uninformed…” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/rush-limbaugh-28_america_the-degree-to-which-the-people-of-americ_1070232.jpg)
![“Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I'm also doing really well. I'd be a robot if I said I didn't feel moments of anger, of hurt, of embarrassment... [but] You joke and say, 'What doesn't kill you…” quote by Jennifer Aniston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/457/jennifer-aniston-1109_confused_am-i-lonely-yes-am-i-upset-yes-am-i-conf_2751646.jpg)
![“Albert [Brooks] was rare in that he could make adults laugh. He was a prodigy. At age 15 and 16, he could make my dad laugh uncontrollably. And whenever we had parties, some of the funniest people of my generation - whether it was Billy Crystal or Robin Williams or John Belushi - would be doing…” quote by Rob Reiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edc/rob-reiner-6805_adults_albert-brooks-was-rare-in-that-he-could_1700755.jpg)
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