The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at the party it hits me. I leave all, and go outside by myself. It is strange how I can get… — Dejan Plackovic Copy Share Image
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The degree to which campaigns have become dominated by marketing is breaking the spirit of democracy, and we're all just so sick… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
I shall not rest until, once again, the destinies of our people and our party are joined together again in victory at… — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
If you want to right-size executive power relative to the other branches of government, the best way to do that is to… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Work-do plays, learn your craft, and go to school. Keep working. Nobody is going to give you jobs for going to parties… — James Gandolfini Copy Share Image
Our adversaries - our Democratic adversaries - like to be able to portray the Republican Party as a bunch of wingnuts -… — Dick Cheney Copy Share Image
I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Don't forget: before there would be a #NeverTrump hashtag, there would have been a #NeverJeb hashtag. And a lot of people would… — Dana Perino Copy Share Image
My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Young people today seem to be coming around to the idea it really doesn’t matter which politician or political party you vote… — James Morcan Copy Share Image
In the case of immigration, there has never been a majority for any of the proposals put forth by either party -… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think what it really means is a recognition that Donald Trump has the potential to take over the Republican Party and… — Ben Domenech Copy Share Image
The lifestyle is strenuous on the body, but it's stimulating to the senses and the mind. So there's a give and take.… — A-Trak Copy Share Image
When I was to come to Washington the first time as Music Director of the Boston Symphony, Mrs. Johnson phoned us to… — Erich Leinsdorf Copy Share Image
Republicans: steely, rational, paternalistic, respectful of authority, easy to herd, the party of No. Democrats: sugary, emotional, idealistic, yearning for novelty, hard… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
The Tea Party movement as I perceive it is all about recognizing the difference between state and federal powers. And that there… — Mike Lee Copy Share Image
I have been saying for the some time now that America has only one party - the property party. It's the party… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than the guy who at the party goes, 'Oh, I had that idea two years ago.' Well, then, why… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
There's something wildy decadent about the young-star lifestyle, and I just don't really see the point. I got my partying out of… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
I've spent my life in the Republican party, it gives me no pleasure to say this. This party has demonstrated a complete… — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
I have the greatest sympathy with the growth of the socialist party. I think they understand the evils that surround us and… — Charles Trevelyan Copy Share Image
When you deejay a party, a good DJ's job is to take care of the crowd. If people want to hear Britney… — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
There are two parties involved in every corrupt transaction, typically a government official and a business person. Yet those who pay bribes… — Lynda Chalker, Baroness Chalker of Wallasey Copy Share Image
Just because you can leap off a drum kit doing a scissors kick while hitting a chord, people expect you to be… — Alex Kapranos Copy Share Image
And it's absolutely hypocritical for the political party that talks about states rights, to suddenly ignore states rights, that say that the… — Gary Ackerman Copy Share Image
I joined the Young Liberals when I was 16 and it was a good way for me to understand how the Liberal… — George Brandis Copy Share Image
A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
My father was a Party member and he was a pretty high rank military officer under the colonel, junior colonel, I don't… — Mikhail Baryshnikov Copy Share Image
My style is a little bit different than most conventional Republican Party chairmen. My style is more grass roots-oriented. I'm much more… — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
Don't feel sorry for me, have a party for me, Bitches, balloons, Bacardi and weed, And let niggaz know that I died… — Juelz Santana Copy Share Image
When a democracy reaches a point where the politicians cannot say no to the people, and both parties are competing for votes… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
Clint Eastwood's speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Faith in humanity, in posterity, in the destiny of one's religion, nation, race, party or family-what is it but the visualization of… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and… — Bobby Allison Copy Share Image
Incumbents are safe, but party majorities are not. This fosters symbolic votes, message politics and little serious legislating in Congress. — Thomas E. Mann Copy Share Image
I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
A movie isn't a political movement, a party or even an article. It's just a film. At best it can add its… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
