“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn’t always smell good, but it generally feels might fine.” — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more satisfying than being loved for who you are and nothing more painful than being loved for who you are not… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Our pals over at Wikipedia make hair sounds like the sun of fresh water, saying in their snooty tone that head hair has "gained… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get. — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Pain. It’s there for a reason. Whether your’e shredding your legs on a raspberry bush, scalding your hand in hot water, or taking an arrow to the chest in the forest, I got bad news for you, brother: That’s gonna hurt. Yes, when our bodies take blows, those powerful jolts make us cry salty tears, run for the hills, or… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share
“Our problem-scanning machine (amygdala) and our serenity-now mood tape (prefrontal cortex) are at war.” — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“I will raise you like my own,” I promised the tiny basil pot that day. “I will give you sunlight, I will give you… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“The Surprise Attack. This is when you think someone scaring you will frighten the hiccups away. Of course, popping a paper bag behind you… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“No ticket ripper should say anything, but if you do happen to get caught you can always pretend you’re diabetic. “Honestly, these are prescription… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Rule #1: If Checking Account > $1,000, Move All $ over $1,000 into Investing Account. Rule #2: If Investing Account > $1,000, Move All… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Start doing something, you'll continue.. why? Because motivation doesn't cause action. Action causes motivation.” — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“The smell of books is the smell of us all coming together to document, entertain, and explain things for ourselves now and forever. It's… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
