If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will. — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Texting is like kryptonite to women’s standards. It erodes them, like gentle ocean waves slowly, over time, destroy a beautiful dune.” — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
It's not that I think weddings - or marriages - are letdowns. It's just that I want to see my wedding as one awesome… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
My 20s were all about feeling desperate. Desperate to find a new boyfriend. Desperate to get the perfect job. Desperate to get rid of… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
I remember the first time I heard a co-worker refer to himself as a foodie. It immediately irritated me. Was he implying that he… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Not responding to the texts of a man who has wronged you is truly one of the sweetest pleasures in life..” — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer. — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Post Ranch Inn, a hotel set on the cliffs of Northern California that has won every Most Luxurious, Most” — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
The very first time I did standup, I went to an open mike on the Lower East Side at a place that doesn't exist… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
You know how Bed Bath & Beyond sells those white noise machines that help you sleep? And they usually make ocean noises? I want… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
