Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato. — Nigel Slater Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park Copy Share Image
When I worked at Dior, Paris Hilton and Kathy Hilton came one time and they were kind of crazy. — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
What's a celebrity anyway? Paris Hilton's a celebrity. I'm just a working actor. — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because… — John Green Copy Share Image
Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an entire Third World country will have to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
Everything I am is cause of Paris. She like paved the way for me. A girl like me who is literally famous… — Tana Mongeau Copy Share Image
In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy… — Eve Hewson Copy Share Image
Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would say probably Paris [Hilton]. Because to me that's her in character and she kind was always sort of winking at… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
“..."Emeninemletters," Caucasian girls from the wrong side of the tracks with big mouths and big attitudes, who weren't taking shit from anyone(except… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me.… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
I think Paris Hilton is really our generation's Marilyn Monroe. She's the image of the youth today. There's a real fascination with… — Matt Tong Copy Share Image
Science is given almost no visibility in the media. If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
“I don't mind admitting that I, too, have watched Hilton undergoing the sexual act. I phrase it as crudely as that because… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
We have a society in which men sexualize women, period. If you don't want male attention, it makes total sense you'd do… — Jackie Warner Copy Share Image
“I do not know how much money Britney Spears earned last year.. However, I do know that it's not enough for me… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“I look at Paris Hilton, think about her parents' fortune and her grandparents' fortune. She thought she had it all together. A… — Archbishop LeRoy Bailey Jr Copy Share Image
“There is much in our culture to affront the eye of the fervent terrorist postulant, things out there that do us no… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“There is a huge trapdoor waiting to open under anyone who is critical of so-called 'popular culture' or (to redefine this subject)… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image