“If I had received good instruction as a child I would be with my family today and at peace with my neighbors.… — Charles Portis Copy Share Image
Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. — Moon Unit Zappa Copy Share Image
New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
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