I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately,… — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners… — Dexter Romweber Copy Share Image
My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that's not always a biological parent or family member. It may… — Joe Manchin Copy Share Image
As we all know, we're all highly influenced by the atmosphere that our parents create when we're growing up. And, if we… — Alex Kendrick Copy Share Image
I think we all have something in our life's experience that makes us feel different. It's whether we have a gay parent… — Amy Richards Copy Share Image
To allow same-sex couples to adopt children and then to label their families as second-class because the adoptive parents are of the… — Stephen Reinhardt Copy Share Image
There are a lot of voices inside of us. We have the voices of our parents, our grandparents, our society, our bosses,… — Echo Bodine Copy Share Image
Four- and five-year-olds' play is permeated with the rankest sexism. No matter what their parents do and say, they play their momand… — Stella Chess Copy Share Image
When you are sixteen you do not know what your parents know, or much of what they understand, and less of what's… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
I think for my parents it was like "A Boy Named Sue," the Johnny Cash song. A guy named Sue tries to… — Domhnall Gleeson Copy Share Image
I think that's really the kind of exponential factor in being in a punk-rock band or making music videos and movies -pirates… — Gore Verbinski Copy Share Image
Spouses have each other, and even when one eventually dies, they have memories of a time when they existed before that other… — John Corey Whaley Copy Share Image
Like their parents, kids flock to see James Bond and Derek Flint movies - outrageously antiheroic heroes who break all the taboos,… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
As parents it is well to be aware of the tendency to equate energetic activity with contest. Our children's worth does not… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
Our hearts are broken today for the parents and grandparents, sisters and brothers of these children and the families of the adults… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
My parents are very hard working people who did everything they could for their children. I have two brothers and they worked… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
It's been 50 years since I was on the roof of my parents' house shooting Hag in a Black Leather Jacket when… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The great CREATOR of all things has infinitely diversified the works of his hands, but has at the same time stamped a… — Erasmus Darwin Copy Share Image
I will hold you tight, support you, guide you, teach you, hug you tight, protect you, and love you with all of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate both of my parents right now: for sitting quietly in our house, while out in the darkness my heart was… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
That’s sort of a cliché about parents. We all believe that our children are the most beautiful children in the world. But… — Heather Armstrong Copy Share Image
The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a child wanders and strays, finding his bearings, he… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't pretend to any exemption from the general lot of parental delusion-I mean that like most other parents I see my… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
I think because my parents died in their early 50s, mid 50s, I always thought I would die young. And that's been… — Stephen Dunn Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my mother only put her foot down once: She said, 'You are going to college.' And that… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
When people write lies about you, and you know that they are lies, that means that they don't know the truth, so… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
My mother always took my brothers and me to music lessons. There were six children. Our parents attended our concerts and encouraged… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
It helps parents to feel better if we remind them of our failures with them! And how they turned out just fine… — Eda LeShan Copy Share Image
If you were against slavery in 1840 and a white person, you would have been against the law, the Bible, your church,… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
I had loved magic tricks from the time I was six or seven. I bought books on magic. I did magic acts… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Today it feels as if rock'n'roll has sort of turned in on its self, kids are 'rockin' to the same groups their… — Andrew Loog Oldham Copy Share Image
...This fear was unbearable. It unwrapped who she was, as neatly as he'd unwound her bandage, leaving too much pain and ugliness… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I would literally climb out of the cradle while my parents slept, go and crawl off. I did this a couple of… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
“There is no such person as a perfect parent, and certainly this book was not written by perfect parents. Do the best… — William Sears Copy Share Image
I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents' prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my… — Ali Shariati Copy Share Image