Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Sleep deprivation over quite a short period of time can make you paranoid. — Michael Portillo Copy Share Image
“I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I use Twitter to be my best self: fun, dateable. I don't get paranoid with Twitter, only in real life. I write… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of losing a little power in daily associations. People who seek power and knowledge aren't misers. They aren't afraid.… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well-being. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“It is as though he has just recognized me. Then his eyes continue to sweep, and my heart comes hammering back to… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life. — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
Contemporary feminism cut itself off from history and bankrupted itself when it spun its puerile, paranoid fantasy of male oppressors and female… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The paranoid one's wards are still active. They keep me several feet from the building." "But not his car," I said, a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I stopped reading articles about myself. Even if it's not bad, I think actively caring about people's daily perception of you makes… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
One's life is an act with no actor, and thus it has always been recognized that the insane man that has lost… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had never had any experience of autism before and I would come home and look at my son, Billy, who is… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magical screen presence, you couldn't… — Mark Rydell Copy Share Image
“Paranoid Android Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my… — Radiohead Copy Share Image
I've been blessed with two beautiful daughters. It is amazing how inadequate I can feel in being able to protect, teach, and… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“But he did refuse to answer one question on the MMPI. “And I told the guy I would leave this one particular… — Robert Blecker Copy Share Image
Barack Obama, who might be mercifully closing the Clinton parenthesis in presidential history, is refreshingly cerebral amid this recrudescence of the paranoid… — George Will Copy Share Image
“Well right now Slothrop feels himself sliding onto the anti-paranoid part of his cycle, feels the whole city around him going back… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever… — Rhys Ifans Copy Share Image
