“I've already got the storm figured out. Some idiot blew up the sun. Some dumb Russian general pushed the wrong button and… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, I work the route. I don’t quit, I don’t complain. Each day I learn more than I earn. Things are going… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Over the years our mother has beaten us with belts, shoes, rulers, extension cords, hair brushes, a wooden spoon, a fly swatter,… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“People like to make up stories about things they don’t understand, so there are over a thousand myths about the moon. One… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
