“keep half and tell him to spend the five bucks on toilet paper, because he’s full of shit.” The” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
If your famous, you may walk on the red carpet,but I walk on toilet paper, because I'm the shit!! — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, my friends and I walk on toilet paper because we are the shit!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image