I've got my whole life to save the planet. Right now I'm just excited to put on pants in the morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
