On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, we started our real-life family circus. They provided the inspiration for my cartoons. I provided the perspiration. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I had this desk alongside the most beautiful Australian 18-year-old girl with long brown hair, and I got up enough nerve to ask her… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I was portraying the family through my eyes. Everything that's happened in the strip has happened to me. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I like to feel that what I'm doing portrays this: a family where there is love between mother, father and the kids. It's a… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
We have five children whom I love dearly and have exploited mercilessly for my cartoons. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I did cartoons for four high school publications and then and there decided I wanted to spend my life at the drawing board. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Even the strictest religious person from the strictest religious sect allows a little levity. Today, they congratulate you for carrying the Christian message into… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image