I overheard this elderly rich woman tell this other elderly rich woman, 'Oh, remind me to send you that article on how good standing is for you.' That was the moment where I realized that New Yorker cartoons were based… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm utterly unsuited for bureaucracy. I don't know my passwords to anything. I… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
When people come into my home and they're like, 'Should I take my shoes off?' I say, 'You do whatever you want to do.'… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
The first time that I ever tried standup, which is how I found a way into show business, I did what I believed standup… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I see a movie that is two people in a house, and I walk away from it thinking, God, now that's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I don't like weddings. I don't like ceremonies, and I show up wearing whatever the hell I want, if I go at all. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think we're all full of contradictions; I am someone who is attracted to difficulty but also someone who believes in solutions and finding… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think gifts are a nice way of making people feel seen. A good gift is like a bridge between two people - it's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Let's not kid ourselves, companies and corporations only do things if they believe it'll be in their best financial interest. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
A lot of the work that I'm interested in taps into childhood, because it's just such a period where the imagination can be what… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think multiple things can be true at the same time. Someone can be menacing and villainous and awful, but also we can feel… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I'm very stimulated by people like that, and I feel like I collect different parts of them. I've always found it very difficult to… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever experienced financial… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I feel it's okay to want to ghost. It's okay to not want to see someone after one date, but I think being clear… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I'm very interested in imbuing meaning, and emotion and thought into things that people might overlook as a way of showing them something that… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
