If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert Copy Share Image
Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the… — Christian Lacroix Copy Share Image
I have three wood-fired ovens... I have one at my house, one at my ranch, one on the trailer that I use… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were… — Vernon L. Smith Copy Share Image
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese-… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of... let's cut… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
God alone can do what seems impossible. This is the promise of his grace: 'I will restore to you the years that… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I have no fresh-from-the-oven mother-daughter recollections - only the daily creaking of cans being opened and the sucking sound of gelatinous vegetables… — Patricia J. Williams Copy Share Image
Most Americans living below the official poverty line own a car or truck - and government entitlement programs seldom provide cars and… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
Hell came right along with God, hand in hand. The stink of sulfur swirled in the air of the church, fire burned… — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
Planning complex, beautiful meals and investing one's heart and time in their preparation is the opposite of self-indulgence. Kitchen-based family gatherings are… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies,… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
