The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible. Male players must not only retain equanimity on their side of the net, but… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
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Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems. — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately… — Art Hoppe Copy Share Image
