“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I opened my wallet and I find it empty, reached into my pocket and found a few coins, searched my heart and… — Merryanne Lorna Copy Share Image
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
