Never use a big word no one understands; When a short filthy one is good enough — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
My Cousin is Gay; He went to London only to find Big Ben Was a Clock.... — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
I don't have a fear of heights, I do however have a fear of falling from them. — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
For weeks they entertained us, diverted and detained us.But as they strip off their make-up. The big top is dismantled the circus must move… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
The American dream would have been a nightmare for me, all American men lie so much whether they like male or female, I could… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
Well I have not reached it yet? but people say life begins at forty,But really is it that bad, what about when they reach… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
When our Prime Minister said Britain was open for business did he not mean we are open for any offers? — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
For I am yes; in love with you and it's what It's like when your away working, or what it is like in words. — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
If you work at making someone believe in you, sometimes they can start to believe in themselves. — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
Long in the future, but maybe I should practice now? So people I work with and know me, are not too shocked when I… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
Your time is limited, so don't spend it trying to live someone else's life. Don't be trapped by other peoples problems. Don't let the… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm more of a lover than an hater so I don't despise many people.however I have no time for Despots and Dictators.I despise Hitler… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
What to do when you make a mistake: take ten minutes to be upset about it, Do what you can to fix it. Take… — Kyle MacDonald Copy Share Image
