Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. — Elizabeth Robins Pennell Copy Share Image
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
For a rub with sweet tang: mix just a little bit of light brown sugar to garlic pepper, black pepper, and onion… — Johnny Trigg Copy Share Image
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Why do you cry when you cut me up in front of you , it's your fault in the first place for… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I don't want to recover from writing this book [The Onion]. I feel very poised. I feel like I'm with my mother… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Unlike dragons, I love spicy salsa. In fact, the spicier the better. For me, the ideal taco toppings are chopped onion, some… — Adam Rubin Copy Share Image
There is a charm in making a stew, to the unaccustomed cook, from the excitement of wondering what the result will be,… — Annie Besant Copy Share Image
You don't learn knife skills at cooking school, because they give you only six onions and no matter how hard you focus… — Bill Buford Copy Share Image
We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat… — Alice Dreger Copy Share Image
“And does history repeat itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce?No, that’s too grand, too considered a process.… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
She would always feel this wild girl was the truest of any of the people she had already been: adored daughter, bourgeois… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I look over the recipe again. It sounds very simple. You boil some rice in water like pasta, I can do that.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Books should confuse. Literature abhors the typical. Literature flows to the particular, the mundane, the greasiness of paper, the taste of warm… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Let's say I've directed that [writing] energy into writing my latest book but suddenly, I really want to write about an onion.… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The average movie set is the least political arena on Earth. Nobody bothers talking about politics because, one, we all love the… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image