It's not easy getting old, you know. Things become a lot less clear. — Jonathan Evison Copy Share Image
Certain experiences you never forget, no matter how old you become. — John Burnham Schwartz Copy Share Image
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When you're young and good-looking, you've got to behave. But when you're old, you can get away with murder. — Julie Newmar Copy Share Image
This is what it's like to get old: You still feel 19, except your knees hurt — J. D. Daniels Copy Share Image
I'm 57, I can't look like a 30-year-old. You try to hold age at bay, but there comes a point when you… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
Keep the Pineal Gland operating and you will Never grow Old, You will always be Young. — Edgar Cayce Copy Share Image
No matter how old you get, hug and kiss your mother whenever you greet her. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
If you look in the eyes of the young, you see flame. If you look in the eyes of the old, you… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
So you're six years old, you're reading 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves,' and it becomes rapidly obvious that there are only… — Emily Levine Copy Share Image
It is a very wonderful experience indeed, when, at fifty years old, you suddenly discover that for the first time in your… — Monica Baldwin Copy Share Image
To express yourself in freedom, you must die to everything of yesterday. From the 'old', you derive security; from the 'new', you… — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You… — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
“For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
Some people have criticized the United States and the United States military for guarding oil fields and not guarding the Iraqi National… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Mothers of America let your kids go to the movies! get them out of the house so they won't know what you're… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, someone would call me a foreigner or a Yankee, or whatever. In the United States, someone might… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
Also, having grown up in England, you walk around London, you're passing relics that are a thousand years old - the wall… — Miles Millar Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of things to work together in order to be wealthy but with a little luck, a lot of… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
Success in Silicon Valley, most would agree, is more merit-driven than almost any other place in the world. It doesn't matter how… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
Never say you are too old. You do not say it now, perhaps; but by and by, when the hair grows gray… — Lyman Abbott Copy Share Image
You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was, nothing else - it was the only… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
It's your time for a breakthrough! Make up your mind to leave the past and the old you behind. Focus on giving… — Les Brown Copy Share Image
Let the record show that you can be a United States senator for 21 years. You can be 79 years old. You… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
I'm with the Grimms on this: stories for young and old. You can't characterize them any better than that. — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
No matter what you do, no matter what your profession is, no matter how old you are, everybody deals with haters, — Ariana Grande Copy Share Image
To me, feeling good about yourself as you get older is all about your attitude - if you think you're old, you'll… — Lulu Copy Share Image
