There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray. — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels. — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner? — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!” — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“There was a Young Person of Smyrna, whose grandmother threatened to burn her; But she seized on the cat, and said, "Granny, burn that!… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“They went to sea in a Sieve, they did, In a Sieve they went to sea: In spite of all their friends could say,… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.” — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil, by the aid of some oil,… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
And if you voz to see my roziz As is a boon to all men's noziz, - You'd fall upon your back and scream… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image