“i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit.” — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
Youth always tries to fill the void, an old man learns to live with it. — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
“I’m an old man now and have had a great many problems. Most of them never happened.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who… — John Green Copy Share Image
I, 100 percent, feel like an old man, but I love it. I watch the news; I'm up early. — Will Grier Copy Share Image
Old men's eyes are like old men's memories; they are strongest for things a long way off. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
There's one thing my old man taught me and it's the best thing he taught me. It wasn't education at college or… — Marcus Wareing Copy Share Image
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
It is important that karate can be practiced by the young and old, men and women alike. — Gichin Funakoshi Copy Share Image
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Now its raining its pouring the old man is snoring now I lay me down to sleep I hear the sirens in… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“You are asking us to lie, Colonel?" "I am asking you to omit. Surely, amidst the...the infinite gradations of human venality, that… — Louis Bayard Copy Share Image
It's my job, too, to keep up with pop culture and what the kids are into 'cause you don't want to sound… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
The old man began to sing. His voice was very lovely and obviously a part of something that the world had disposed… — Jesse Ball Copy Share Image
“Why are you doing this?” Eden asked. “Because I love you,” the old man said. It was the first time he had… — Candice Fox Copy Share Image
“Your old man sent me anonymous letters himself to make me divorce him.” She rippled with he-hes. “I hung on to spite… — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
It's morning when I go to sleep In the distant dawn a church bell rings Another day is coming on A baby's… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
The old man always said we should attend to the things we have some hope of understanding, and eternity isn't one of… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
“This story is about Howard Beale, who was the news anchorman on UBS TV. In his time, Howard Beale had been a… — Paddy Chayefsky Copy Share Image
“Perhaps, if you explain to the judge, he will be lenient. He will... weigh your circumstances. But that is his job. Mine… — Liz Braswell Copy Share Image
“The girl is half my size. I think I can handle her without calling council.” “You disappoint me, Hunter. Where is the… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Some one had that day been buried, and less care than is usual had been taken in closing up the grave, for,… — John William Polidori Copy Share Image
“Swinburne, by the way, when a very young man, had gone to Walter Savage Landor, then a very old man, and been… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
“ Luther Burbank was born in a brick farmhouse in Lancaster Mass, he walked through the woods one winter crunching through the… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
“The travelers emerged into a spacious square. In the middle of this square were several dozen people on a wooden bandstand like… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
“Now a kangaroo has short arms, so I’m figuring I’ll knock his ass out. They put gloves on me and I start… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
Chastity is not chastity in an old man, but a disability to be unchaste. — John Donne Copy Share Image
Look at all our old men in pubs. Look at all our young people on drugs. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image