“An old man has drowned after driving his mobility scooter right into the Princess Margriet Canal at Kootstertille” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Tiers of mountains Cold wind feet Not need fan Ice cold through Moon shines bright Mist covers everything Sit all alone One… — Hanshan Copy Share Image
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at… — Rob Cantrell Copy Share Image
I am an old man and I have seen things get revoked. Things which looked very irrevocable. — Amos Oz Copy Share Image
It strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive. — Joss Stone Copy Share Image
Painting seems an old man's business. After a certain time you're out of it, and you just paint masterpieces. — Alex Katz Copy Share Image
“Me and my old man went on a coach trip to Switzerland and Italy once and it was a whole hour further… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“After the wink, his head moved down and his eyes made a beeline to my chest. Ugh. The old man felt me… — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
The Young Man came to the Old Man seeking counsel. I broke something, Old Man. How badly is it broken? It's in… — James Frey Copy Share Image
An old man came on board my boat; the others, both men and women cried with loud voices: "Come and see the… — Christopher Columbus Copy Share Image
“I ran up the street. All the way to Largo da Camara. Got there very tired. Mad, rather than tired. Uninvited old… — Ignacio De Loyola Brandao Copy Share Image
Indeed you did your best...I hope that it may be long before you find yourself in such a tight corner again between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I meet a third man he's an old man he trips in the street he falls and I help him up, walk… — James Frey Copy Share Image
Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife,… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
The falling apart of a man's life should make more noise. It should startle passesrby with its Sturm and Drang. It ought… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
“From the past they turn to the future. Ah! at the close of the last century, the future seemed a thing tangible,—it… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton Copy Share Image
Father Time is not always a hard parent and though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Now, tell me, my dear, I said, what are you crying about? About the years that are gone, Mr. Betteredge," says Rosanna… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Yet again, the heroine of the novel is a lovely young woman thwarted in her creative capacities by marriage to an old… — Olivia Shakespear Copy Share Image
“None of this fits together? How very true! A woman you leave behind to go to the movies, an old man to… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Woman!" said the litle man testily. "Get out of my light. You are interfering with my reserarch!" You and your research!" said… — Michael Ende Copy Share Image
“She came across as charming and efficient, but problems erupted as soon as she started. Two of my best people threatened to… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be,… — Pablo Casals Copy Share Image
We're in the money, the skies are sunny; old man depression, you are through, you done us wrong! — Al Dubin Copy Share Image
“Am I an old man who changed into a butterfly, or a butterfly who thinks he was once an old man?” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
Cato requested old men not to add the disgrace of wickedness to old age, which was accompanied with many other evils. — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants… — Hugh Downs Copy Share Image
Love, in the sense of spontaneous, unreflective action, spells the death of the old man. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“Phillips taps out his “O.K., O.M.,” which is a kind of cockney Marconi for “All right, old man.” — Filson Young Copy Share Image
“Were we [Women] to express our conceptions of God, it wou'd never enter into the head of any one of us to… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“There are always monsters,” the old man replied. “Just as there are always men who will join them, and men who will… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded,… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
“When I am an old man and I can remember nothing else, I will remember this moment. The first time my eyes… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The words I use too often are X-rated, something an old man like me shouldn't be talking about anyway. — George Clinton Copy Share Image
She got her Daddy's car and she cruised through the hamburger stand now. Seems like she forgot about the library like she… — The Beach Boys Copy Share Image
Can I give a little advice to the old man on Capitol Hill? Stop saying teabagger. Ask your younger staffers what it… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
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