When they come out to my shows they like me but trying to get them to come out to my shows they're… — Fred Eaglesmith Copy Share Image
The tango is a very interior dance. It's not an exterior - it's not flashy and all over the floor. It's a… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up.… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I know beating a woman isn't like winning seven gold medals. But how many old guys are there in the world? You… — Bobby Riggs Copy Share Image
Most 25 year old guys have to work hard to impress the girls and have to do all the chasing. For me… — Karan Wahi Copy Share Image
We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Obviously as a performer there's nothing more direct and emotionally satisfying than playing s**t for someone who likes your stuff, but I… — Jacques Greene Copy Share Image
For me the music community was always like a model for what could be. The way people would play together, just harmony… — Bill Frisell Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy, and I was protesting during the Vietnam War. We killed fifty Asians for every loyal American. Every artist… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns… — Chuck Barris Copy Share Image
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man,… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don't have to take… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The idea that I would ever end up on David Letterman or Jay Leno is horrifying. I am such a freak in… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
I don't think China should care if this crazy old guy should have a show here or not. You have so many… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
I used to make fun when I got into the league, and I couldn't believe these old guys that didn't know artists… — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
When you win an award from the Grammys, it means a lot 'cause it's voted on by 100% by the people. It's… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
When I was the young me, the young, beginning UFC Darren, I'd always make fun of the old guys. 'Oh this old… — Darren Elkins Copy Share Image
I know my age is a little older and some people might say, 'hey this guy's an old guy'. But I'm learning… — George Tahdooahnippah Copy Share Image
I want to stay around longer than the pitchers who were at the top when I came into the big leagues. I… — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you… — Mickey Rivers Copy Share Image
I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy… — Max Azria Copy Share Image
