I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
For me the music community was always like a model for what could be. The way people would play together, just harmony… — Bill Frisell Copy Share Image
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm turning 58, and you get that kind of weird, old-guy feeling of you don't have an infinite number of years left… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you… — Mickey Rivers Copy Share Image
I see country music, I see people who take care of their own. You've got 75 year-old guys on the road. That's… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man,… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up.… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
When you think about me talking to Rick Santorum or Pat Buchanan or one of these old guys, part of what makes… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
I know my age is a little older and some people might say, 'hey this guy's an old guy'. But I'm learning… — George Tahdooahnippah Copy Share Image
Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy, and I was protesting during the Vietnam War. We killed fifty Asians for every loyal American. Every artist… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I was never great, but I was a good [basketball] player, and I could play seriously. Now I'm like one of these… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image