I sent an ex of mine an enormous oil painting of me as a housewarming gift. It was one of the most elaborate and time-consuming practical jokes I've ever done. — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
I'm OK with my appearance. I have made my peace with it after a long and frankly exhausting battle. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
I wanted to set 'Heading Out' in a real world, a concept I originally struggled with, as I don't have a proper job. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
One day I would want to be an Egyptologist, the next day an ornithologist. I was an exhausting child. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
Whatever the critics make of 'Maestro,' I hope they don't call it a reality show. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
I have slight attention-span issues, so I will often wander off, and then I will be alerted - in inverted commas - when the… — Sue Perkins Copy Share
Before he died, my dad had three primary cancers over 20 years, and for four of those years, he was having chemo every day.… — Sue Perkins Copy Share
“Memories are slippery bastards – bring them into the light, handle them too often, they’ll bend, change colour. Keep them in the dark and… — Sue Perkins Copy Share
It's so hard to do the right thing with a pen and a piece of paper and a set of abstract thoughts. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
I'll go on panel shows looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
I've always thrown myself into love in a rather carefree way, and the net result is that you do get hurt. But I wouldn't… — Sue Perkins Copy Share
Googling yourself is like staring at a flame and then putting your hand in it. — Sue Perkins Copy Share
