Oh my god, this makes me laugh so much: I once saw this young woman fall in a bar in Chicago, and she got up and she's like, 'These dang Sketcher Shape-ups!' — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening. — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
People have a little more patience for a taped piece than they do a live piece. — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
I'm crazy into 'Twilight Zone.' I got through every 'Twilight Zone.' I would watch them at night, and it was my relaxing thing to… — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
When people say the word 'bromance,' it drives me nuts, because guys can't be friends so they call it a 'bromance' as this macho… — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
It fascinates me that there's this instinct to blame something else when you're embarrassed or caught. — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
“As they passed into the woods, he took one last look behind, then checked the two pistols in his belt, and hurried down the… — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
