Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait... Me: Still a virgin. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus. Me: Seems legit. Like if you get it — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
I waited for you last night, and I fell asleep with the phone in my palm. when I woke up the next morning, I… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
SO e'rbodddddyyyyyyyyy holla @ this retarded seal I call my scar sister (we knew we weren't sister but we knew we'll be scar sisters… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
WHAT THE HELL? today I saw a quote that said 'like if you hate when hot boys like ugly girls!' did you ever stop… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Went to the salon to have frizzy hair OMG looks so nice <333 thx nine zero for this cut ! — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are you sleeping? -YES, ARENT YOU? -Nope, still doing that math homework you have us — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right? Me: Nooo mom, we're just friends. Mom: I think he likes you. Me: -_- Anyone elses mom do this? Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me?… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that wear shorts with our asses hanging out. We care more about music than popularity. We are the girls who have laughing fits without worrying if our faces look weird, We are the girls who genuinely… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share
