“Evie to Jake “Oh my God,” she breathes “Your boy part is like the Incredible Hulk.” Jake raises an eyebrow and asks “Boy part?” Evie nods and asks “Is he angry?” Jake answers “Not yet. But if you keep referring… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“I'm going to lay it out straight for you here, Carson. And the reason that I'm going to do that is because I have every confidence that it will scare you off badly enough that I can then finish my drink in peace, and we can part as acquaintances who simply have nothing in common." He raised one eyebrow and… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share
“You only throw a punch for two reasons: if someone hits you first, or to protect the honor of a woman.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“ I know I'm probably the last person you want to see right now, but I thought if I sat on your porch, you… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Suddenly I’m on my back and he’s over me. “You want to play, beautiful?” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“I didn’t make the rules, sweetheart, but I’m damned well going to play by them. And if you want me to do the job… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Oh, believe me, you want to know. Why it matters is because someday when Princess is screaming at three in the morning with a… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“I was being touched by Carson Stinger, Straight Male Performer! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Three yes’s to one no. Majority rules!” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Way I see it, maybe it’s not so unfair, as unfinished. If you stopped in the middle of a lot of stories, they’d seem… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Everyone tells a story about who they are in their own head. That story defines you, dictating all your actions and all your mistakes. If your own story is filled with guilt and fear and self-hatred, life can look pretty miserable. But, if you're very lucky, you might have a person who tells you a better story, one that takes… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share
“―Y también me gusta la forma en que me haces sentir. Si me miraras así todos los días, como me estás mirando ahora, podría… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“It’s not the things you do with love and good intentions that you end up regretting. It’s the things you don’t do that you… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
