Office Quotes · Page 28

A gay murder movie is never going to be, like, breaking box office records.

— Daniel Radcliffe

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

— E. W. Howe

No one you'd really like to see in public office has the bad taste to run.

— F. Paul Wilson

This is alchemy, and this is the office of Vulcan; he is the apothecary and chemist of the medicine.

— Paracelsus

Successful persons can never be defeated by problems! They become MASTERs of the situation and defeat the problems!

— Anonymous

“And yes.. There is one asshole in your office who gets paid really higher than you for his bullshit.. Called boss..”

— Himmilicious

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.

— George Bernard Shaw

Other people go to the office. I get to coach. I know I've been blessed.

— Jim Valvano

What is a struggle is that acting isn't a place where you go to work and you do that thing. There aren't…

— Adam Driver

A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many…

— H. L. Mencken

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building,…

— Joan Crawford

I do not consecrate myself to be a missionary or a preacher. I consecrate myself to God to do His will where…

— Watchman Nee

Microsoft was founded with a vision of a computer on every desk, and in every home. We've never wavered from that vision.

— Bill Gates

Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

— Ambrose Bierce

You will do very well to refuse offices; for a man seldom fails to give offense in them. It ought to weary…

— St. Catherine of Siena

Every man who has a calling to minister to the inhabitants of the world was ordained to that very purpose in the…

— Joseph Smith, Jr

The truth is not that the problem is the newsroom does not understand capitalism. The problem is that the front office does…

— Hodding Carter III

Colleges, in like manner, have their indispensable office,--to teach elements. But they can only highly serve us, when they aim not to…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

My biggest extravagances are also investments. I have several houses in California, a house in Nashville, an office complex, and I bought…

— Dolly Parton

Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy…

— Charles Bukowski

This is a president [Barack Obama] who came into office in 2008 with a big majority in the House and with a…

— Chris Christie

It was how wars really ended, Dieffenbaker supposed -- not at truce tables but in cancer wards and office cafeterias and traffic…

— Stephen King

Nowadays a businessman can go from his office straight to the airport, get into his airplane and fly six hundred or seven…

— Percy Knauth

“As we look over the list of the early leaders of the republic, Washington, John Adams, Hamilton, and others, we discern that…

— James Truslow Adams

I feel like I'm constantly falling behind. I feel like every day I'm out of the office I'm falling behind.

— Marc Andreesen

At Newfoundland, it is said, that dried cod performs the office of money

— Jean-Baptiste Say

I'm a big fan of 'The Office', both the British and the American versions.

— Tina Fey

Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.

— Anonymous

An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work.

— Auren Hoffman

When I left office in 1979, I was about the only one who had really left public office on my own.

— Olusegun Obasanjo

I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts.

— Gary Gygax

Lenin's ideal was to build a nation's production effort according to the model of the post office.

— Ludwig von Mises

No one should be appointed to political office if he is a seeker after it.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

Our first remark on this subject is that the ministry is an office, and not merely a work.

— Charles Hodge

You can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch.

— Michael Heseltine

[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

— James Madison

The salary of a member of Congress ends the day that he of she leaves office.

— Virgil Goode

No one ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at the office.

— Malcolm Forbes

I know that there are coaches who do end up sleeping on the sofa in their office.

— Chuck Pagano

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy