Office Quotes by Anonymous

Office going on

— Anonymous

No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life.

— Anonymous

You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.

— Anonymous

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit…

— Anonymous

Every member of my family knows that running for office is a personal decision.

— Anonymous

“Office not required” isn’t just the future—it’s the present. Now is your chance to catch up.”

— Anonymous

“By reason of gifts and bribes the offices be given to rich men, which should rather have been executed by wise men.”

— Anonymous

Successful persons can never be defeated by problems! They become MASTERs of the situation and defeat the problems!

— Anonymous

Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.

— Anonymous

Elective office and public service are obviously something that have long ties with my family, and something I'm definitely interested in.

— Anonymous

I have now the gloomy prospect of retiring from office loaded with serious debts, which will materially affect the tranquility of my…

— Anonymous

I was having the surreal experience of having myself show myself around my office and bullpen.” “Oh! My desk. I could’ve sat…

— Anonymous

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.

— Anonymous

I will make a general statement that we have not had anything like the policy of holding people in high office responsible…

— Anonymous

All alone in a committee room of the Senate Office Building in Washington, I was reading the dry typewritten pages in an…

— Anonymous

There's always a great deal of business to be transacted in one's office. There are always visitors it seems to me, an…

— Anonymous

The standard entertainment industry reaction to Hollywood's box office slump reveals the same shallow, materialistic mindset that helped create the problem in…

— Anonymous

As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has…

— Anonymous

And so it was settled. Sam Gamgee married Rose Cotton in the spring of 1420 (which was also famous for its weddings),…

— Anonymous

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and…

— Anonymous

Free folk don't follow names, or little cloth animals sewn on a tunic," the King-Beyond-the-Wall had told him. "They won't dance for…

— Anonymous

But this is touching, Severus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?” “For him?” shouted Snape.…

— Anonymous

My advice was to start a policy of making reversible decisions before anyone left the meeting or the office. In a startup,…

— Anonymous

When I first left university, I thought about going into the private sector. But I discovered when I went to interview that…

— Anonymous

If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've…

— Anonymous

Actors are greedy. They can never be satisfied. I want praise as well as box office returns.

— Anonymous

“After all, just because you’re at the office is no reason to stop thinking.”

— Anonymous

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

— Anonymous

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams…

— Anonymous

“There’s a reason you don’t have pictures of your office at home.”

— Anonymous

I wanted a theory that would allow one to live outside the office with the same philosophy one uses inside it.

— Anonymous

And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.

— Anonymous

Memory seldom fails when its office is to show us the tombs of our buried hopes.

— Anonymous

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

— Anonymous

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again.

— Anonymous

Visit USA.gov and you'll find thousands of directorates, agencies, boards, offices, and services replete with overlapping responsibilities, ancient priorities, and divided accountability.

— Anonymous

I gauge success in years, not weeks. The weekend box-office approach to book launches is short sighted and encourages crappy books.

— Anonymous

When we had highly sensitive information, the DNA on the dress, that was held within our office and the FBI. There was…

— Anonymous

Whether you're on a sports team, in an office or a member of a family, if you can't trust one another there's…

— Anonymous

The world today is ruled by harassed politicians absorbed in getting into office or turning out the other man so that not…

— Anonymous