Self-importance requires spending most of one's life offended by something or someone. — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Just because we feel offended doesn't mean we must be offended. Feelings are indicators not dictators. — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
I think I would actually be offended if I was referred to as a donkey in any way. Sorry, nothing personal against… — Cynthia Bailey Copy Share Image
Refuse to become bitter! u get a double blessing when u refuse to be OFFENDED when ppl mistreat u- (Job 42:10) — Rev Run Copy Share Image
We have fun acting like this, acting like we are incredibly offended. Really, we are just bored to tears with everything. — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
FACT 1 about me: 99.9% chance that if there is a thought in my head, it will be exiting through my mouth!… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“It was to do with the glazed look that always comes over me when faced with somebody who has offended or hurt… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
God isn't offended by your biggest dreams or boldest prayers. He is offended by anything less. If your prayers aren't impossible to… — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
We can choose to humble ourselves by receiving counsel and chastisement, . . . by forgiving those who have offended us, . . . by rendering selfless service. . . . — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“I've had nothing yet,'Alice repilied in an offended tone, 'so I can't takr more.' 'You mean you can't take less.' said the… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
It frequently happens that offenses are committed when the offender is not aware of it. Something he has said or done is… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
“What are you?" I whispered. "What are you?" Offended, I frowned. "Human." "Funny, me too." "No, you're not." "Funny, neither are you."… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
it's no longer socially acceptable to make bigoted statements and racist remarks. Some people are having an awful time with that: 'I… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“You," he continued, grabbing my wrist. "All of you, from the safe world, with your air bags and your tamper-proof packaging and… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
“Don’t get offended at me for this,” he whispered, then his warmth disappeared and I whimpered at the loss. The hand not… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
Are you never afraid of God's judgement in denying him? Most certainly not. I also deny Zeus and Jupiter and Odin and… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I was very offended as this damages my reputation as a Muslim and a headscarf-wearer, and my father to whom religion is… — Shila Amzah Copy Share Image
Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There is a difference between criticizing people and criticizing a people's uninformed ideals. That is, unless one defines himself or others by… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“I think that we live in a very timid age, and a part of our timidity arises from our unwillingness to offend… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“Nobody has the right to not be offended. That right doesn't exist in any declaration I have ever read. If you are… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“We probably ought to be careful about deciding we're feeling offended; it can get old after a while. We become offended in… — David Dark Copy Share Image
One of the greatest gifts science has brought to the world is continuing elimination of the supernatural, and it was a lesson… — James D. Watson Copy Share Image
“He's been given the boot!' Lofton insisted, directing his anger now at Mister Walton. 'And I think it wise not to interfere!'… — Van Reid Copy Share Image
The core of America is not racist. It is not hostile to women. It is increasingly offended by gay bashing. Yet it… — Paul Tsongas Copy Share Image
“Here’s what I believe: 1. If you are offended or hurt when you hear Hillary Clinton or Maxine Waters called bitch, whore,… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image