“That's the story of my life. Someone's behavior strikes me as a bit odd and the next thing I know all hell breaks loose.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
What’s the use of remembering anything? If it was unpleasant it was unpleasant and if it was pleasant it’s over. — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“I'm a real phony, one of those half-baked hot-house plants we're growing nowadays, instead of the honest-to-God two-fisted women we should be...” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“He tried to kiss me. One of the few things that had impressed me in college was a Southern girl’s account o how she… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“You're not playing the game," he said grimly. "English gossip isn't supposed to get back to the person it's about.” — elaine dundy Copy Share
“I have never known anyone with less money and less visible means of getting hold of it. He had slept around everywhere, from the… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
The vehemence of my moral indignation surprised me. Was I beginning to have standards and principles, and, oh dear, scruples? What were they, and… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever! — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“I imagined there must be hundreds and thousands and millions of people quiet in the dark out there, waiting with baited breath for me,… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“What did I feel? Appalled. Astonished. Bewildered. I thought I was doing so well. I thought I was charming the hell out of him.… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“[T]he question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again night after night, but… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“No matter what you do you've got to try to do it well. Otherwise, it's unbearable.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“Hated France when I first got over here. Got on the train at Le Havre, and looked out of the window and thought it… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
“I remember a little later wondering why things always turn out to be diametrically opposed to what you expect them to be. It's no… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share
