“Note to self, lock bedroom door at night to keep perky morning people out.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Note to self: Wish for the most epic thing tomorrow at 11:11. Happy 11/11/11 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Note to self: not every song that I h ave stuck in my head is appropriate to sing out loud in public. — Ester Escalante Copy Share Image
Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours. — John Carmack Copy Share Image
“Note to self: When causing the sewer system of Manhattan to explode, do not stand underneath it.-” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Note to self: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it kindness 3. Introduce kindness to your friends to your enemies…… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to… — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
“Note to self: In your prayers tonight, be sure to thank God for making (a) that unbelievably hot nurse, (b) compression shorts,… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Note To Self! I will stay calm and relaxed no matter what confronts me today, tomorrow and everyday forth!” — Allan Rufus Copy Share Image
Note to self...some people are just nasty inside...no matter what they claim to be on the outside! Pray for them...they need it… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Do not expect coherent thought to be possible when staring at Nash. Motor skills may be impaired as well.… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“I picked up the statue and looked at it from different angles. The eight arms were fearsome. Note to self: in a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Boys! Are they always this impossible? Do they always say cryptic, indecipherable things? (Note to self: work with Liz to adapt her… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“Consider yourself very fortunate that I don’t have my camera with me today, Mr. Windermere,” she joked. Well, half-joked. Okay, I’m not… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
The only clothes Amanda has are the ones on her back. (Kyrian) From what I saw, she had no clothes whatsoever on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
During that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I've always been really good with my… — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Note to self: being Kurt's son, being an ex-mental patient, getting into Harvard, having written a book, and being a doctor are… — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You just ruined a perfectly delicious Danish!” I squawk at him. “Man,” he laughs, “note to self, don't mess with Elle’s pastries.”… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“Vadim sat up, unfairly pulling the towel over his groin so she missed the main attraction. Had he changed in the intervening… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“Evan …” she murmured, wrapping her soft arms around his neck. Their position had her lips near his ear. She’d lost her… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
“If/when I die, do not want Pam lonely. Want her to remarry, have full life. As long as new husband is nice… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Try to extend positive feelings associated with Scratch-Off win into all areas of life. Be bigger presence at work.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“A complete history of sexual scandal in Washington will probably never be written, because the public does not want to read a… — Guillermo Jimenez Copy Share Image
“It seems that we are distracted because we are always in search of something better. We always want to see a different… — Eric Overby Copy Share Image
“So we have a deal,” she says. “We have a deal.” I take my right hand off the steering wheel, spit in… — Jessica Martinez Copy Share Image
“She squirmed in her seat, and again he met her gaze. At whatever he found in her expression, a full-blown smile lit… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Decebel looked over at Fane. "A face tu fiecare a lua ce ei say?(Do you ever get what they say?)" Fane smiled… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
