I used to work as a tour guide for Americans. I'm convinced that even after four weeks on the road they had no idea where they had been. They were in a bubble. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
I've built a tree house; because of my architectural training, it's heavily over-designed, with an oriel window sticking out of it and flying foxes… — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
My first heartbreak was extreme. I went to Australia for 10 months when I was at school and told the girl I was madly… — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
The nuclear family doesn't work. It's very destructive; it grew out of selfishness. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
I don't have any labels for myself, really. Sometimes, when I am out with my wife, I am just Mr. Thompson. Or at my… — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
I'm best when I'm feral, when I don't wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
