“Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.” — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“I’m in a secret underground hideout of a group of monster hunters, filled with magical totems, brass monkeys that move and enough… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“Do I strike you as a frivolous man, Kelly?" I look at him, sitting there in another thousand dollar suit. Pompous? Yes.… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“Demons exist,' he says simply, as if talking about the weather. 'They are real and they are dangerous. We hunt them when… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“Down every hall is a gruesome tangle of impossible creatures, and every one of them is split open or strung with barbs… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“Look, I didn’t ask for any of this, but I’m here now. I get that it’s dangerous. I get that I’m fat.… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“Telling someone like my mother that Hell is a real, physical place, somewhere you can travel to and from, would be like… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“I know you think I should be home taking care of my family. That maybe I’d be distracted or I wouldn’t be… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
“That thing ruined my favorite T-shirt," complains Mario. "Whatever." It’s Marianne’s voice. "You were just looking for a reason to get your… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
