A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.” — Splinter TMNT 2012 Copy Share Image
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja. — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with the Turtles, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There's Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and my dad used to call… — Callum Smith Copy Share Image
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Unless you are actually a ninja, a guru, or a rock star, don't ever use any of those terms in your bio.… — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“The rat scuttles, the big cat creeps, the monkey dashes, The bat glides, the white crane soars, the lizard darts, And the… — Sandy Fussell Copy Share Image
I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think… — Joel Silver Copy Share Image
When I first heard of it, I thought it was a horror film. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is such a strange name.… — Judith Hoag Copy Share Image
“My God", I said. "You move so silently. So you have had ninja training." "I have two older brothers," Vince said. "It's… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I truly feel sorry to all the fans of the games I have made. Ninja Gaiden 2, which will launch on the… — Tomonobu Itagaki Copy Share Image
“What’s an “Animus”?’ asked Mad Dog. Literally, it means “animating spirit” – that’s the essence of your core being, the spirit that… — Jane Prowse Copy Share Image
My favorite superheroes when I was younger were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they still are. Simply because they rule and… — Jason Reeves Copy Share Image
..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“...imagine you’re minding your own business, walking down the mall, looking for the perfect beard comb. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a midget… — Philip Rivera Copy Share Image
