Sitcom is the best gig in show business because it's easy hours, nine to five. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
