I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
From an early age, I was trying to get laughs, but it wasn't a conscious thing. I think I was about six… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel… — Ellen Degeneres Copy Share Image
My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Men,” she said as she took my arm and led me to the brightly lit room. “They forget we need to see… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Make the bottlenecks work only on what will contribute to throughput today … not nine months from now. That’s one way to… — Eliyahu M. Goldratt Copy Share Image
Books are like your children. They take nine months to write; the manuscript weighs six pounds and...you send them out into the… — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
It moves one's heart to think: Nine months before I was born there was a woman who loved me deeply. She did… — Oscar Romero Copy Share Image
“By the time I had gathered my wits sufficiently to press the point the lamps had guttered out and Brisbane was sleeping… — Deanna Raybourn Copy Share Image
“Well, this was predictable. House Republicans last week acceded to an extension of the Export-Import Bank for at least the next nine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Have you noticed how human beings are more frightened by spiders and snakes than by automobiles despite the fact that deaths from… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“She touched his arm. “If you need anything, send word. It’ll be a few weeks before we reach Orynth, but—I suppose with… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“A while ago?” Anaxantis asked. “Yes, he raped me a while ago. Exactly nine months and two days ago. What's that? Nine… — Andrew Ashling Copy Share Image
Dear Willem: I’ve been trying to forget about you and our day in Paris for nine months now, but as you can… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
When you think about being a director, you think about writing stories, putting the camera in interesting places and directing the actors… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
I remember back in the early days of Microsoft that from the day that you decided that you were just going to… — Gabe Newell Copy Share Image
Don't be hard on yourself! You just had a baby. It took nine months to get there, and I believe it takes… — Gena Lee Nolin Copy Share Image
“James “Knockout Jimmy” O’Brien, Granite Fall’s very own boxing legend—a title he held until a young groupie poked holes in the condom… — Kate Avelynn Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Often, you don't want to know too much, because it does affect your performance. When you're shooting a series for nine months… — Penny Johnson Jerald Copy Share Image
Physical existence is so cramped.We grow old and bent over like embryos.Nine months passes;it is time to be born. The lamb wants… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that's not funny at all, the audience… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I have SO many books I didn't sell. Some my agent rejected outright, others made it all the way to my editor… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
There are mums in the kitchen at amazing pubs and that can work - it's just as tough but the pressure is… — Monica Galetti Copy Share Image
The only time producers fed me lines on 'Laguna Beach' were more fake phone calls or pickup scenes. We'd film for nine… — Kristin Cavallari Copy Share Image
“But I’m not going to lie: it was bloody tough not drinking at all for nine months. The only thing that got… — Ruth Ware Copy Share Image
Mothers and daughters have always exchanged with each other - beyond the verbally transmitted lore of female survival - a knowledge that… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
COVID has caused no shortage of problems. One of them is the possibility we could be off for nine months. That's too… — John Collins Copy Share Image
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“For nine months of the year were trivial miseries, self-doubts, indecisions, and all those disgusts of preadolescence, when the body is dirty,… — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
“To faculty everywhere, the lesson was obvious: the campus of a top university is not a place for intellectual exploration. It is… — Thomas M. Nichols Copy Share Image
Television is my home. It's a special breed of person that can do nine months on and three months off, with 22… — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
When my daughter went to school, her last name was mine. The school insisted that her father's name be added to hers,… — Mahesh Manjrekar Copy Share Image
“Waiting for a book to be published is like having a baby. It would be nine months before we heard the patter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love comics work, and I hope I never stop doing it. But at the same time, I have my own law… — Charles Soule Copy Share Image
Looking at U.N. staff and budgetary rules and regulations, one might think some of them were designed to prevent, rather than enable,… — Antonio Guterres Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to all mothers in the world. You gave life, carried in the womb for nine months, well cared for,… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Within the first few months I discovered that being president is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep riding or… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“But when you can only accept life the way you’ve always known it, when you fight back against every deviation from “normal,”… — Jenny Feldon Copy Share Image
