I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Love can make you turn on yourself, and it can do harmful things to you. It's a deep lesson in human psychology,… — Marina Warner Copy Share Image
Watching all the football over the weekend - and having to wait until Monday night to play - gets you ready, gets… — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
When my children were little, I would chat with my husband or my mum friends about how we were superior parents to… — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
Almost every single one of my fights was the fight of the night and the public was always interested in watching me… — Wanderlei Silva Copy Share Image
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You cannot put a fire out! A thing that can ignite can go itself- without a flame- E'en through the darkest night! — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
I will make you brooches and toys for your delight Of bird-song at morning and star-shine at night. I will make a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never the sort of child who believed in "monsters under the bed" or vampires, or who needed a night-light in… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
One can see from space how the human race has changed the Earth. Nearly all of the available land has been cleared… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
I spent most of my 20s playing music. I was in a band and we worked really hard and did not get… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Doubt not, O poet, but persist. Say 'It is in me, and shall out.' Stand there, balked and dumb, stuttering and stammering,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
A man of the Night's Watch lives his life for the realm. Not for a king, nor a lord, nor the honor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll get home from work on Friday night and take out some beans and soak them. The next morning, I'll put them… — Lidia Bastianich Copy Share Image
The surface cells on my eyes don't root back into my eyeball like a normal person's do. Instead, they want to pull… — Shannon Bream Copy Share Image
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone,… — G-Dragon Copy Share Image
People think we don't give a toss about the game, but when I walked out of Windsor Park that night I felt… — Rio Ferdinand Copy Share Image
I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
The fool who repeats again and again: "I am bound, I am bound," remains in bondage. He who repeats day and night:… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I've never seen a schedule where you just go in two hours almost every day of the week and then all day… — Lee Majors Copy Share Image
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
From the night, his solitude, the poet finds day and starts a diary that is lethal to the inert. The dark landscape… — Salvatore Quasimodo Copy Share Image
If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a… — Ghulam Nabi Azad Copy Share Image
Iggy’s spine tightened, his face like ice. When he’d been at the School, they’d tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I am a late starter. I like to go on into the night when it's quiet and everything has shut down. I… — Shelby Lynne Copy Share Image
Like last night I had a sequence with a gun and, to be honest, for me to be threatening with a gun… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's… — John Wolcot Copy Share Image
Been making love for hours and, baby, we're still going strong. Girl, this night is ours and I swear I feel it… — Barry White Copy Share Image
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I knew that my staying up would not change the election result if I were defeated, while if elected I had a… — Benjamin Harrison Copy Share Image
Just remember when times get tough. There's always a way out. For even at night there's always the light shingling from the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Part of the tradition of the Christmas season is every night my son and I hit the town and look for every… — Bart Millard Copy Share Image
It's important for me to write songs that feel good to sing every night and remind me of my core, truest beliefs. — Lucy Dacus Copy Share Image
Me and my parents would watch old 'Frankenstein' and 'Dracula' and all those old black and white movies - as a kid,… — King Diamond Copy Share Image
When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow. That way, the… — Ping Bodie Copy Share Image
Marvin's Motivational Moments actually started as something that was actually therapeutic for me. I would sit up late at night after my… — Marvin Sapp Copy Share Image
I love this simple maiden, She grows upon me more and more, And--ask the moon who 't was that kissed, Last night… — George Arnold Copy Share Image
You do have to fight different when you might have to fight three times in one night. I really like fighting just… — Charles Oliveira Copy Share Image
