“I don't see anybody here to-night whom one could possibly call a serious purpose.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.' — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I was working in a day job in marketing but I had my sights on doing an open-mic night. — Ellie Taylor Copy Share Image
“Such a night cannot be shaken from a woman’s memory. Such a night changes your life forever.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
I always try to sleep for at least eight hours a night and, of course, water, water, water! — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
My death has not yet quite arrived, but it is near and inevitable as night follows day. — George Washington Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
You've got to be constantly refueling. In the morning, it's fueling for the day. At night, it's fueling for the next day.… — Cooper Kupp Copy Share Image
All through the night, like the tumult of a river when it races between the cliffs of a canyon, in my sleep… — Richard Harding Davis Copy Share Image
Beware of the stories you read or tell; subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. — Ben Okri Copy Share Image
In the U.S., no one minds who I am, even if they saw me in 'Idol.' If I'm not doing any shows,… — Jessica Sanchez Copy Share Image
Selling the commodity of humans has to be the biggest business out there, as it is the most lucrative. I cannot go… — Jeannie Mai Copy Share Image
We've always read to the kids, every night both kids get books. That's really important, and they love books. Our daughter is… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
Last night when I was commenting on the FBI and the CIA, the sound went off for 27 minutes. I should have… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
If I could have a family and a home one night, and all of it's gone the next, that must mean that… — Liz Murray Copy Share Image
If the parents are too busy to read, it's a safe bet the children will feel the same way. Set aside time… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm a believer, but an unsettled one. I think it has something to do with the fact that my grandmother always told… — Shari Sebbens Copy Share Image
The universal pervasion of ugliness, hideous landscapes, vile noises, foul language...everything. Unnatural, broken, blasted; the distortion of the dead, whose unburiable bodies… — Wilfred Owen Copy Share Image
Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I don't know if I've come of age, but I'm certainly older now. I feel shrunken, as if there's a tiny ancient… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
Gently, I ran my hand across his chest, exploring it. My breath felt tight in my throat. He was so beautiful. His… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
Theatricals can be irritating, but will provide a better night out than mobile phone salespeople. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I spent one night in the hospital in my life. I was past 75 when that occurred. — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“Last night, lost in spaces between star—bays and lakes of clouds, I tossed and turned looking for you” — john j geddes Copy Share Image
I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored airplanes at night. — Charles Lindbergh Copy Share Image
“In the darkest crease of the night, I would love you until the moon lost its footing in the sky.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
It is said that the night brings counsel, but it is not said that the counsel is necessarily good. — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
Visit your Aunt, but not every Day; and call at your Brother's, but not every night. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
