I hate the idea of people nicking my stuff, but in all honesty, I'm pretty well off. If a genuinely desperate man on his last gasp nicks my coat from the pub on a freezing night, well, he's welcome to… — James May Copy Share Image
When we were kids, if somebody said, 'What did you watch last night?' you would have said, 'BBC Two,' but now they'll just say, 'My mobile.' — James May Copy Share Image
Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons. — James May Copy Share Image
I am actually a perfectly capable modern man who can cook, clean, wash, and find my way to places, but nobody believes it. — James May Copy Share Image
A car isn't a classic just because it's old. To be a classic, a car has to tell us something of its time. — James May Copy Share Image
I love a bicycle, and I haven't been without at least one since I was three years old. — James May Copy Share Image
There are very few things in real life on which I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, surprisingly few for people who have to make a… — James May Copy Share Image
I'm only a freelance TV presenter and, in many ways, it's all just been a massive fluke. — James May Copy Share Image
I'm conflicted because I like being in deserts. I find them sort of cleansing, but there's another part of me that hates dust. And… — James May Copy Share Image
I was a car journalist when I started on 'Top Gear.' It was all about cars. And then it all spun out of all… — James May Copy Share Image