Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me." — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie! — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share
